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“In the long run we are all dead.” -John Maynard Keynes
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孔子与名士柳下惠交往为友。
柳下惠有个兄弟,是春秋时著名的绿林大盗,人称“盗跖”。盗跖手下有九千人,横行
天下,侵犯诸侯;入室作案,抢夺牛马,掳人老婆;贪财忘亲,父母兄长不认,不祭祖
上;所过,盗跖所到之处,大国关闭城门严守,小国人躲入城堡。老百姓深受其害。
孔子因此而对柳下惠说:“凡是做父亲的,必须负责管好自己的孩子;做兄长的,也应
该教导好自己的弟弟。如果不能够做到,那么,父子、兄弟之间的亲情就没有意思了!
现在,先生虽是当今的才智之士,但您弟弟却做了强盗头子,成为天下的祸害,而您又
不能够教导他学好的,我私下里都为先生您害羞哩!还是让在下替先生前去说服他改邪
归正吧!”
柳下惠不以为然,道:“孔先生所言差矣,您说做父亲的一定能够管教得了自己的孩子
,做兄长的一定管教得了自己的弟弟;可如果孩子不服父母管教,弟弟不听哥哥的教导
,即使像先生您这样能言善辩,又能够拿他们有什么办法呢?况且,我弟弟盗跖的为人
您不知道,他的思维十分活跃,想法变幻快得像是风一样,强辩之才足以拒敌取胜,狡
辩之才可以文过饰非;要是顺他的心他就高兴,否则就要大怒,是很容易以言语伤害人
、侮辱人的呢。先生呀,您可千万不要去找他呢!”
孔子并没有听劝阻,他让颜回驾车,让子贡做护卫,径自去见盗跖了。
盗跖正率人马驻扎在泰山的南坡。此时,他正命人烹炒人肝,给自己下酒。孔子下车,
上前对来拦阻他的人说:“鲁国人孔丘,久闻将军高义,恭敬地前来拜访,请您通报。
”于是有人进去通报。盗跖一听,圆睁双眼,怒发冲冠,喝道:“这个人难道就是鲁国
的巧伪人孔丘吗?哼,替我去告诉他,就说好你个编造花言巧语的,你吹捧周文王、周
武王,戴上枝枝桠桠的帽子,系上死牛皮的腰带,喋谍不休,胡言乱语,不耕而食,不
织而衣,摇唇鼓舌,搬弄是非,蛊惑天下君主,使读书人迷失做人的本性;你还搞出个
什么孝悌花招,想要靠侥幸混进富贵人的行列之中。你罪大恶极,赶快滚,不然挖了你
的心肝加做一盘下酒菜!”
孔子再求通报之人通报说:“我有幸与您哥哥柳下惠是好朋友,希望能够拜见阁下!”
通报的人又进去转述了孔子的话。盗跖说:“让他进来!”孔子快步走入,又离开席位
后退了几步,才向盗跖施礼,拜了两拜。盗跖大怒,劈开两条腿,按剑瞪眼,声如猛虎
,道:“孔丘过来!我告诉你,今天你说话让我高兴,我就留你一条活路,要是让我不
高兴,你就死定了!”
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http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/33361
It sounds like a math phobic’s worst nightmare or perhaps Good Will Hunting for the ages.
Those wacky folks at he the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency have put out a research request it calls Mathematical Challenges, that has the mighty goal of “dramatically revolutionizing mathematics and thereby strengthening DoD’s scientific and technological capabilities.”
The challenges are in fact 23 questions that if answered, would offer a high potential for major mathematical breakthroughs, DARPA said. So if you have ever wanted to settle the Riemann Hypothesis, which I won’t begin to describe but it is one of the great unanswered questions in math history, experts say. Or perhaps you’ve always had a theory about Dark Energy, which in a nutshell holds that the universe is ever-expanding, this may be your calling.
DARPA perhaps obviously states research grants will be awarded individually but doesn’t say how much they’d be worth. The agency does say you’d need to submit your research plan by Sept. 29, 2009.
So if you’re game, take your pick of the following questions and have at it.
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“I cant explain it, and I cant defend it”
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just need to delete the htaccess file..dang it
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“Out there, beyond academia and industry, were people like us, similarly in thrall to the same sense of mystery and power that lay behind the attempt to understand and master the universe with only imagination and symbols.” -MY LIFE AS A QUANT
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“The finding may help explain why a nasty suite of antisocial personality traits known as the ‘dark triad’ persists in the human population, despite their potentially grave cultural costs. The traits are: the self-obsession of narcissism; the impulsive, thrill-seeking, and callous behavior of psychopaths; and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism. At their extreme, these traits would be highly detrimental for life in traditional human societies. People with these personalities risk being shunned by others and shut out of relationships, leaving them without a mate, hungry and vulnerable to predators.”
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然后装订好,并非原版,当然比原版还是要便宜很多,纸质也不是太差。
FYI
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